SPAM is the hormone of a promiscuous key word. Every now and then I’ll get an invitation. For the price of deluxe hotel accommodations, buffet dinner and membership in a club that I’d never otherwise join, I’m eligible for induction into some Martial Arts Hall of Fame.
We’re supposed to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. So I write back. “There must be some mistake. I’m just a journalist who covers martial arts.” It’s like trying to talk a cop out of writing a bogus traffic summons, when he’s (or she’s) got a sales quota. “Just hang the Hall of Fame certificate in your dojo. It’ll do wonders for your business.” Never mind I don’t operate a dojo. Always follow the money.
Let the buyer beware. With the right connections in Thailand and paid tuition, I can also get a Kru Certificate supposedly “authenticated” by the Ministry of Sports and Tourism. What poses as authentic is sometimes just a Ponzi scheme.
Since not everyone knows how to do the acid test on fool’s gold, I make it my own business to let you know – whenever possible – all that glitters isn’t gold. Due diligence doesn’t get you where you want to go, though, unless it also reveals what’s real in the deal.
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